"AND I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, GO LOOK!!!!"

So, Amy was going on about Ethan.
Pretty per usual.
She was going to make a pervy comment and I said something funny and basically it went like this:


Amy says:
Can I be pervy in response to that or no?
(In response to 'his face' thing)
[Alicia] says:
I'm not sure. You may have hit your perv limit for the day.
Amy says:
I need a yes or no
[Alicia] says:
Hmm.
Does being pervy affect or daily life?
Do you find yourself being a pervert while you're alone?
Do you find yourself think more pervy thoughts then an average person?
If you answered yes to any or all of those questions, you may have a problem.
Amy says:
....


Yeah. (:

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

She said something about how they hadn't talked since the car show or something.
And then we talked about him some more.
She showed me some more pictures. Blah blah blah.
And then she says "Too bad he'll probably never ask me out."

And then I was like "You do it!"

Blah blah blah, argue argue argue.

Some funny points from this part of the conversation:


Amy says:
Well, what do I do? E-mail and be all like "Oh hey Ethan, my BFF/Wife is getting really tired of me talking about you so much, so she told me to ask you out. What do you about that?"
do you think about*


Amy says:
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET MY DAD TO LOVE A TEENAGE BOY?


[Alicia] says:
Note: DON'T PICK OPTION 4, IT'S THE WRONG ANSWER.

Anyhow. In the end of it all.
She let me send him an email.

AND IT WAS SO FUNNY.
Because she was like "Let me see a copy of it first."
So I was like "Okay, I'll email it."
and then she gave me her email for emails,
and I was like...
well, fuck it.
I'll copy paste.

[Alicia] says:
Shit.
Um...I'm sorry.
Amy says:
which did you send it to?
what did you do?!
OMg
ALI
WHAT
DID
YOU
DO
TELL ME
NOW
[Alicia] says:
Don't get upset, I didn't mean to!
Amy says:
Oh God
You sent it
to him
[Alicia] says:
Um...
It was an accident!
Amy says:
And it's...oh god
[Alicia] says:
j/k.
Amy says:
*hides*
ALI!
[Alicia] says:
I didn't.
Amy says:
THAT
WAS
CRUEL
[Alicia] says:
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Amy says:
I WAS ABOUT
TO
START
CRYING
LITERALLY
[Alicia] says:
I'm sorry.
ily.
And I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have toyed with you like that.
Amy says:
*Sighs* I forgive you
I still love you

Anyway.
So.
We're just waiting now for a reply from Ethan.
Here's what I sent to him:

HAY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE THAT KNOWS YOU. AND SHE GAVE ME YOUR ADDRESS, AND I STALKED YOU AND I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, GO LOOK!!!


Just kidding.

Anyway. You really don't know me. And I have a friend that knows you, and she gave me an address. YOUR EMAIL ONE! Hahaha. Okay, but seriously. Amy. Girl who thinks you're like, hot and cool, ? Hasn't really talked to you since this car show thing? Is cute as a button? Yeah, her. She's one of my best friends in the entire world, and talks about you aaalllll the time. Seriously, I've been hearing about you since you guys met, and it's getting ridiculous. So today, she was talking about you. (What a surprise, right?) And she was all "Too bad he'll probably never ask me out..*sadface*" and I was like "Dude, you do it!" and she was all "WHAT DO I SAY." and we had this whole argument thing, and it was kinda funny. You should ask her about that. Anyway. You should also ask her to do something with you. As in like, a date. Because she's awesome. And she drools at the sight of your face.

What other reason do you need?!?!

EXACTLY.
YOU DON'T NEED ANY OTHER REASON.
SO DO IT.
DO IT NOW.

P.S. She freaked out about this whole entire thing and didn't really want to do this but she's really tired of keeping her feelings locked up so if you don't like her as more than a friend than let her down easy because she'd rather have you as only a friend than as nothing else. Also, this girl is one of my best friends, and I know she's a great person.She's hilarious, and smart and insane in a good way. So if you don't like her as more than a friend, you're insane in a bad way and I will not be a happy camper. And you should be afraid about my happiness, because I'm a legend. But don't worry, because I won't hurt you at all if you don't like her in a love way, because that'd make her upset. And no one wants that.

So yeah. Talk to Amy. Now. Please?





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I like playing matchmaker.
It makes me feel like everything in the world
is going to go right.