Tooo lazy to write in junk.

Taken directly from a convo today.

Here. Enjoy.

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[Alicia] says:
Omg. I'm going to draw this.
Omg. YES.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OMG WHAT?!
DRAW WHAT?!
[Alicia] says:
THIS.
GABE, BRAS.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY BRA LOOKS LIKE
[Alicia] says:
...
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OR WHAT COLOR IT IS
[Alicia] says:
SO.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OR IF IT HAS STRAPS
OR IF IT'S STRAPLESS
[Alicia] says:
I DON'T CARE.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OR IF IT'S BOTH
[Alicia] says:
I'LL DO IT ANYWAY.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FINE
[Alicia] says:
AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.
SO STFU.
NOW.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
JUST NO GRANNY-ISH BRA
IT HAS TO BE SMEXY....OOOH MAKE IT BLACK
[Alicia] says:
NO, I'M GOING TO DO IT NAO.
NO.
PIINK. LIKE THE PICTARR.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YOUR GONNA GIVE ME A GRANNY-ISH BRA?
WTF
[Alicia] says:
YES.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
I'M YOUR HUSBAND NOT A GRANDMA
[Alicia] says:
WHAT IF I WANT A GRANPA HUSBAND, HUH.
WHAT THEN.
WHAT THEN?!
OOH,
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
THEN YOU CAN MARRY PATE
[Alicia] says:
WOULD I GET GAB-
PATE
*VOMITS*
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OH DEAR LORD
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING
AND CHOKING
NO
GABE IS MINE
[Alicia] says:
NO,
WE SHARE.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
HE LOVES MY BOOBIES
[Alicia] says:
THAT'S IT.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FINE
[Alicia] says:
MINE ARE BIGGER, DAMN YOU.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
BUT I GET TAYLOR
[Alicia] says:
FUCK.
BUT...
I WANT A DIVORCE.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
AND YOU GET P-TRIX
=0
[Alicia] says:
THAT'S RIGHT.
I SAID IT.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YOU WOULDN'T....
[Alicia] says:
AND I'M KEEPING THE KID.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FINE
[Alicia] says:
AND THE TOASTER.
AND THE HOUSE!
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FINE.
[Alicia] says:
AND THE DOG!
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
BUT I GET GABE AND TAYLOR
SO HAHAHA
[Alicia] says:
OH WELL.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
I'LL BE GAY
WITH THEM
[Alicia] says:
HAVE FUN.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
WE'LL DANCE IN BRAS
[Alicia] says:
I GET GUY RIPLEY.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FINE
[Alicia] says:
SO HAHAHAHAHAA.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
I GET P-TRIX
[Alicia] says:
*dies*
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
*WALKS AWAY WITH GABE, TAYLOR AND P-TRIX* WAIT.
I'LL TRADE YOU
[Alicia] says:
*haunts from beyond grave*: YOU LIED TO MEE.
*SOBS*
YOU LIED.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
P-TRIX FOR JOE OR ANDY
NO
WAIT
[Alicia] says:
YES.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FOR JOE
[Alicia] says:
no.
mine.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FINE I'LL TAKE THE SMEXY TATTOOS
[Alicia] says:
And I get alex suarez.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
I GET ROBERT
[Alicia] says:
Nope.
Fine.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
AND KELLEN
[Alicia] says:
Go ahead.
Both are gay anyway.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
XD
[Alicia] says:
With each other.
But oh,
you likey.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OH AND THE GUY
FROM OWL CITY
[Alicia] says:
NO.
MINE.
ADAM IS MINE.
BACK OFF.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
NO
[Alicia] says:
YES.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
ADAM IS MINE
[Alicia] says:
YOU TOOK P-TRIX.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YOU GOT THE HOUSE
[Alicia] says:
I''M LEAVING.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
HEY
I SAID
YOU COULD HAVE P-TRIX
IF I COULD HAVE ANDY
[Alicia] says:
AND THEN TOOK IT BACK.
YOU SAID BEFORE HE'S MINE.
LOOK.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YEAH BUT THAT WAS BEFORE
YOU TOOK
GOWRI
OKAY. OKAY
HERE
[Alicia] says:
NO.
IT'S TOO LATE.
I'M TAKING THE DISH WASHER.
AND THE DRYER.
AND, AROCKETTOTHEMOON GUY!
NICK.
YEAH.
HAHA.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
I GET GABE, KELLEN, ROBERT, TAYLOR AND ADAM AND YOU CAN HAVE EVERYBODY ELSE.
[Alicia] says:
NO.
NO.
I WON'T SETTLE!
THAT'S IT.
WHERE'S MY LAWYER..
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OKAY
OKAY
WE CAN SOLVE THIS
LIKE ADULYS
[Alicia] says:
NO WE CAN'T.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
ADULTS*
[Alicia] says:
I STILL LOVE YOU.
*CRIES*
I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE.
CAN'T WE JUST WORK IT OUT?!?!
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YOU CAN HAVE ADAM IF I CAN HAVE KARL
I WANT KARL <3
WTF
[Alicia] says:
*SOBS* YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY NEEDS.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YOUR THE ONE
WHO WANTED A DIVORCE
[Alicia] says:
I'M THE WOMAN.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
NOT ME
[Alicia] says:
I'M FICKLE.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
PSH
I'M GAY
I'M FICKLER
[Alicia] says:
OKAY, JEEZE. YOU KNOW THAT WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M HAVING SO MUCH MOOD SWINGS.
IT'S...
UM...
I DON'T KNOW.
ALL THIS DIVORCE STRESS.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
*GASP*
ARE YOU PREGNANT?
[Alicia] says:
....
Noooo...
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
YOU SAID MOOD SWINGS!
[Alicia] says:
YES, FINE.
AND IT'S GABE'S.
I'M SO SORRY.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
....
....
GABE COME HERE I NEED TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FOOT
AND THEN I NEED YOU TO BEND OVER
[Alicia] says:
NO!
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
AND PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS
[Alicia] says:
NOT GABE!
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
[Alicia] says:
ESPECIALLY GABE. )':
IT ONLY STARTED WITH A HUG..
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
...
[Alicia] says:
I FEEL SO ASHAMED.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
FINE.
I WON'T SHOOT HIM
BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY MARRIED TO ME
[Alicia] says:
OF COURSE!
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
AND IF WE GET A DIVORCE I STILL GET GABE, TAYLOR, KELLEN, ROBERT AND KARL.
[Alicia] says:
I'll never divorce youu.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
OH AND GOWRI SAYS
THAT YOU HAVE TO GO BUY PIZZA
[Alicia] says:
WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT.
EVERYTIME.
IT'S ME.
WELL I NEED A BREAK.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
BECAUSE
I'M LIKE
[Alicia] says:
I MEAN, I'M EATING FOR TWO.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GET THE FOOD TOO.
DAMN IT.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
1300 MILES AWAY
OH MY GOD
I SHOULD FLASH GABE AT THE CONCERT
HAHAHA
[Alicia] says:
OMG, YES.
DO IT.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
BE LIKE "GABE MY BOOBIES LOVE YOU"
[Alicia] says:
XD,
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
ROFL
KARL
WOULD FREAK
HE'D BLUSH AND NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
BUT HE'D TELL MOM
AND DAD
[Alicia] says:
BRIBE HIM TO SHUT HIS TRAP.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
AND
[Alicia] says:
OR ELSE.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
SOME STRANGE GUY
WOULD PROBABLY GRAB MY BOOBIES
[Alicia] says:
YOU MEAN SRG.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
AND THEY BELONG TO YOU
YES SRG
[Alicia] says:
TO ME?
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
TO YOU AND GABE*
[Alicia] says:
YOU MEAN YOU TRULY-
OH.
WELL.
YES.
OF COURSE.
I MEAN, IT'S ONLY FAIR.
GABE.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
GABE <3
[Alicia] says:
Rofl. If he knew about this conversation.
~To think, to fall, to not care at all~ says:
*GASP*
We should like
message him on myspace
and be like
"hey this is the girl that hugged you"
"Can you add us? we promise you'll laugh your ass off and say fuck alot"