My hair smells like conditioner.
Yum.

Yesterday, I didn't wash or brush my hair (because you can't do one without the other)
and I had to go out.. so I just put a bunch of stuff in it to make it look presentable.. and then when I got back, I just left it in and went to bed later.

So when I wake up this morning, my hair is all nasty and just.. blah.
I seriously contemplated pulling a Britney Spears and shaving it all off.
Okay. Kidding.
That was just a mean joke.
I love my hair too much to ever do that.
I'm vain.. I know.

You know how many people pay good money for my type of hair though?
It's crazy.
They should just learn to embrace the stuff growing out of their own heads.
Someone should tell them that.
Maybe I'll be that someone.