I know how to cook a turkey.
Interesting? Perhaps not, but it's very useful.

I went to my Sister's house on New Years, and she gonna cook one.. 'cause she had one left over from Christmas.
It was just a little thing, enough to feed us all and still have some left overs though.

Anyway. She doesn't know anything about what she's supposed to do.
I had to take all the disgusting stuff out..
and tell her about everything..
I was just glad I helped my mom when she made x-mas dinner.
Else it probably would have ended up less then yummy.

Um. Yeah.